Some Frederal workers get a pay freeze

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By wwoods1

I got my air in my mama's name

Ok now that the president has laid his trump card on the table, Freezing federal workers pay for two years let’s see if the congress and senate and their hired help take a two year pay freeze! It won’t happen, this is one of those eat your hat moment. I will eat a hat; of course it will be made of gummy bears, if the Congress and the Senate takes a pay freeze. Maybe everyone in the government should take a pay freeze; it’s for your country, it’s American, It will show the terrorist that we’ve got the Juice. Sorry forget he was spending some time in a Vegas resort.

I see a movement starting, let’s march on Washington, and yeah let’s have a rally, The war cry will be freeze our pay. We can do something most CEO’s can’t do. We can all come together and lay our pay freeze on the steps of the Capitol. Wild this just keeps gets bigger, why doesn’t everyone in the country take a pay freeze and yeah we can send it all to Washington to pay for their financial irresponsibility. Maybe we can make it a two day event, and have a casino day, and give all the money the casino make to help pay off the deficient. They would be willing, Why? Because it’s for America. Oh I have a better one, maybe we can charge every one in the world a dime a day for air, yeah we can have an air tax, and if you can’t pay for your air then they could attach a lien to your house and the bank can foreclose on you, an then we can make the bank use that money to help pay off the deficient.

Better still we can create a whole new department. The department of homeland air, and they can collect the dime a day for the right to breathe in America. The new department will create jobs, maybe even thousands; you can recommend your mama for a position. She could be the one who goes and repo the homeless mans shopping cart, because he will not pay for his air. Yeah your mama can be on the new police force for the department of homeland air, you know every department has one, you know we need more police.

I guess what I’m saying is you get the money from the tax payers anyway, so why not give them big raises and take the money back as taxes. Better yet why not stop spending billions of dollars on studies, or hammers, stop building survival bunkers for the elite, if they want a fire day bunker make them pay for it with their billions. Better still file bankruptcy and start over with a clean slate that would teach the ying yang twins to stop buying our junk bonds.

Well Today I just thought I would have a little fun thinking like a big bureaucracy. If we don’t wake up and realizes that some of the genius making the decision on our behalf are a little bit crazy, or just educated fools, we are in for another long hot summer night. At least that’s just my opinion.

 

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